Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.

by Sekt March 21, 2003

Swifty

A person who gets sexual pleasure from acting like a human swifter dust mop.

I'm a swifty. I really get turned on when I sweep the floor with my body like a human swifter.

by Mindfreak 2099 January 1, 2021

Swifty

When you pull your panties down and shit on the floor.

that ratchet Girl pulled a swifty and shit on the kitchen floor.

by Jimmywiggle44 April 9, 2021

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

swiftie

the name for Taylor Swift's fans..! A whole bunch of p'pl who are mad about her..! Couldnt stop being crazy about everything she does and they probably support all her breakups.

Oh my friend's a swiftie and he couldnt stop tellin me about how tayor just dumped harry coz i was a directioner

by CasieJo May 27, 2016

Swifties

WE worship the queen who is the music industry we support Taylor no matter what, to be honest we got better investigating skills than the FBI . I mean how can you not love Taylor swift? Oh and a curse word for a swiftie is k*nye, sc00ter etc

Hey! Swifties are going mad over all too well 10 minute version!!

by Swiftieswhereuat April 8, 2022