Swede

An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.

"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"

by iknowtheworld March 2, 2023

Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023

Swede-ophile

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.

Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"

by Kenneth Dark-e April 13, 2007

Swede Blood

A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)

(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!

by SwagySwagySwag May 1, 2014

Swede Dick

So if you really really nice you get that swede dick in the back of ikea.

Hot Dood: Soo wanna go ikea?
Hot Grill: For some Swede Dick?

by AARON FAT CHODE November 14, 2017

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016