Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 18, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 25, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 12, 2015

swampy fool

someone who smokes a lot of weed (their mind is swamped)

mista bush, me, a lot of people, some people i hang out with, other people, people at phish concerts

by swampy fool pork fried rice eater man dude March 12, 2004

swampy chicken

When he goes to bed and gets a hard boner thinking about his hot blonde gal

Wow, that’s quite the swampy chicken.

by Thebonergal January 20, 2018

swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

Swampy Peach

When you dip your balls in shit and you get your 5 closest friends to lick/rub the shit off.

Dude, I was so drunk last night that I almost swampy peached at the bar.

by SwampyPeach"from Halo" July 10, 2011