Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

swampy fool

someone who smokes a lot of weed (their mind is swamped)

mista bush, me, a lot of people, some people i hang out with, other people, people at phish concerts

by swampy fool pork fried rice eater man dude March 11, 2004

swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

Swampy

An absolute queen of a woman, who’s ancestors originate from the beach.

We went for a swim in swampy’s homeland today, at the beach.

by Sarahhdelamare April 24, 2022

Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019