swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010

swamp donkey

A Moose mate end of story!

I went hunting Swamp Donkeys last week end with my mates.

by Glen Tate June 27, 2004

swamp donkey

a girl that lets herself get nasty for no reason. a super ugly girl

man look at that girl shes a swamp donkey

by gary7460 October 29, 2006

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is like a swamp pig or a bush pig
basically its a white trailor trash scrubber who doesnt wash and has a smelly cunt
a girl u wouldnt fuck with a baseball bat

ghurl ur a swamp donkey u nasty!!!

by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

swamp donkey

One who persperates excessively from pubic areas

John didn't realize he was a swamp donkey until the crazy night with Sarah was over.

by vapor June 24, 2004

swamp donkey

horrible looking girl/lady/woman

Fuckin' ell u aint shagging here are ya? shes a swamp donkey!

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

swamp donkey

An attractive female whom acts like a donkey (eg dumb as fuck) and has realy disgusting habits, while under the influence of alcohol.

Bill: Wow shes kind of hot!

Ted: No way, that girls a total Swamp Donkey, she just swated right in front of us, and she only had half a pint!

by Kidd February 18, 2004