Seated

When you're tripping ballls, and you're playing video games all fay #seated

Dude, I'm so seated right noe

by DeathFromAbove0987 June 19, 2017

Slated

To get literally decimated

Yo! This nigga bout to get slated by his momma!

by THe yomaugh3223 July 12, 2018

Seated-up

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.

"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."

by SoilentRed September 25, 2019

skated

When someone tries to troll you but he gets trolled by your friends or gets trolled by you

Dude!!! that girl got skated!

by nо September 29, 2019

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

deep seated

deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling

It is my deep seated intent to free the beast on my girlfriend later.

by baccngravvy June 5, 2018

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010