profane the sacrum

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.

The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.

by Iblisatan July 22, 2007

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

scrumchucking

Having to take a crap badly, but holding it in due to the lack of a close bathroom.

After that chili I had for lunch, I was scrumchucking like you wouldn't believe.

by ViciouJ April 29, 2004

Scrumbelina

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

Scrumdidilydumcious

A Very delicious thing

That was scrumdidilydumcious

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019

scrumboliosis

A medical condition when no other medical conditions are applicable

When a man’s vagina hurts, he has scrumboliosis.

by daddy wil April 8, 2022

Scrumdiddlyumptious

When it's so good, you gotta add extra letters to the word

Damn dawg these chips are scrumdiddlyumptious

by Roller Skate Mouse December 4, 2022