Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

scraptard

A mentally challenged individual who recycles scrap metal

That scraptard scrounged all day and still cant afford a sack.

by kellemer January 13, 2015

OP strat

Over Powered Strategy. Any strategy that is extremely succesful is an OP strat

Giving head while twisting the dick is an OP strat

by NeverMild7 February 13, 2019

Strap-Up

To arm one's self with a concealable firearm, typically a pistol.

"Hey John, you'd better strap-up. We've got to deep in the trailer park and might run into a bit of trouble before Johnny Law can come and back us up."

by TomskiPL May 30, 2013

Stay strapped or get clapped

Be ready for anything

Stay strapped or get clapped

by Boogaloo man February 26, 2020

super strat

A Super Strat is a guitar based on the Fender Stratocaster or strat for short, but which has extra features, usually in order to update the original design (which is obviously limited due the strat's 1954 introduction). Such updates as Double-Locking Floyd Rose tremolos, Humbucking Pickups, and different body woods are used to improve the playability, looks, and sound of the classic stratocaster design.

Why buy a strat when you could buy a super strat, with more features to suit your playing?

by Indy Smith July 5, 2005

Douche Strap

A chin strap, but douchier.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.

by DUBS123 November 11, 2009