A scouser burd that has serious attitude,has a love for spreading lurpac butter over her colossal vagina to make way for jamming the neighbor's scruffy flea bitten cat inside inside her stink hole.
Fucking raging av ran out of lurpac,there's no way am gonna have time to ram the neighbor's cut up ma stink hole to give the fleas a new home before they notice its missing
Sums it up this is arrre lea
Strap-on lea attitude of a well known nobhead
Strap-on lea enjoys 2in the pink a fist in the stink
Sums it up this is arrre lea
Strap-on lea attitude of a well known nobhead
Strap-on lea enjoys 2in the pink a fist in the stink
by Strap-on lea December 3, 2019
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antithesis of "strap on your sac"
to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something
strap on your sac
to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something
strap on your sac
by Dan Meyer March 5, 2005
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