Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

by AB Banana August 16, 2008

Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.

"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

mushroom stomping

by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012

hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

by boocs March 17, 2022

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

stomping cottons

When a heroin addict is sick and can't get any more dope, the last thing they do is stomp out their old cottons to try and get some heroin residue to get the sick off.

I am fucking dope sick as hell, I was stomping cottons and it didn't help.

by K-Mace January 12, 2008