Waffle Stomp

Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.

Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.

by doorbell master September 30, 2021

butt stomp

Blunt force trauma resulting from someone's ass plummeting towards the target at high velocity. The impact is usually devastating and potentially life-threatening.

You think butt stomp sounds gay? Well, you won't think so with my ass flying into your ribs at Mach 2!

by GrandPooba1024 October 10, 2008

waffle stomp

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel

i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough

by Yomomgym December 20, 2019

lizard stomper

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.

A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.

by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012

Nub Stomping

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.

Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.

by LovinMcnubbin December 8, 2018

Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.

Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

by Savage mike March 4, 2019