Steven

I man who is true in everyway. Loving, fun, appreciative, and genuine, laid back, but loves being suprized. Is a true gentle man. He is a great friend and would take his time to prove himself to any girl he fell for. He would love her unconditionally, even if she was clingy and insecure. Overall just a relaxed and real guy who is loyal and would never hurt his gf. He loves for life. He's a king and deserves to be treated like one everyday of his life. I love him.
Man, that guy is a steven!

I wish I had myself a steven.

Steven is a king.
by Babykittentiger January 17, 2011
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A very sweet loving guy. always smiling and being himself.
has his moments of being weird but is very cute. loves all kinds of food & likes to be in bed ;)
only one of a kind boy , a very special one .
full of surprises and always smells really good .
when your with him you just never wanna let him go .
when he is with you , you miss him even tho he is beside you but your missing him already cos you know soon he has to go . i love you very much steven <3
hehee , * swim dance *
by ceee.wong January 31, 2010
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A very attrctive male. We all have had our hots for him, and he is the most dirtiest, sexiest, hottest , smartest male out there ;)
Woooah, hes so hot, he must be steven

Lucy: Hey whose that ?
Jenny:hes so hot..
lucy: Must be Steven ..
by Lupeedupeedoo August 14, 2011
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That guy you can't keep your mind off of once you meet him.
It took forever to meet a real Steven, but it was totally worth it.
by Hopelessly-Romantic April 05, 2017
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A very epic person all-around. Nice,Funny, A good time. Gives great hugs,great advice giver, always there for you.
Kaylah:I just need a big hug right now
Carmen: It sounds like you need a Steven
by DerpDerpDerpDerpDerpDerp September 10, 2011
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An amazing guy. One who accepts everyone no matter what and will always be there for you. Extremly sweet. Definately means the world to one person. :) any idea on who?
Steven is such a cool person.
by randompersonnn September 30, 2009
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Stevens are generally cunts. They are highly opinionated of others and hold themselves in high esteem. It is common for the word 'arsehole' to be used colloquially for people named Steven. Stevens are typically forgetful, and struggle to listen to their significant others due to their all consuming self-interest. Stevens are tight arses but like to spend money on themselves.

Statistically, people named Steven are more prone to delusions of grandeur.

Apart from the negative vibes that people named Steven have throughout history given to the name, the name itself possesses mystical qualities. When we take the alphabet and extract the letter combination STUVWX a miraculous thing occurs.

1. As we know in mathematics, 'X' represents an unknown quantity. Therefore, we can substitute 'X' for 'N' giving it a known quantity. Thus, we produce STUVWN.

2. If we 'double the 'U' as the letter 'W' commands of us ("double u!"), we get STUUVWN.

3. When we turn the 'UU' and 'W' 90 degree's clockwise the name STEVEN appears.

STEVEN is perhaps the most mystical name in the entire English language for this very fact.

STUVWX - STEVEN

This cryptogram was formulated alongside the development of Hidden Number Theory by a mystical sorcerer known only as STEVEN.
Person: Hi Steven, how are you today? Steven: Better than you.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 01, 2019
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