stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

stealth hump

The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.

Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.

by senorguitarra September 26, 2011

stealth moose

a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'

When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose

by churdler April 4, 2003

stlth

The most popular vape ever for high schoolers

Yo can I hit your stlth?
Naw bro it’s mine

by Stlth January 10, 2020

Stealth-call

When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.

"I don't want to tell Karen I can't make it tonight, so I'll Stealth-call her when she's on her flight and has her phone shut off."

by hbdanny March 18, 2010

Stealth clown

A mental state in which a person believes themself to be a stealth clown, but is actually not. It can be caused by rejection by friends and family or too much spare time. Symtons are poor commuinity feedback and low self-esteem.

They have no clue I'm even here! I'm, I'm a stealth clown!"

by JW95IRE June 10, 2010

Stealth Wank

A crafty wank thats done in a stealthy way; so as not to attract unwanted attention.

Pikey had a stealth wank in the park the other day whilst reading the newspaper.

by B13_Haters February 10, 2009