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steamroller

While boning a girl doggie style standing upat the top of a large, steep stairwell... You jam your thumb in her asshole and punch her in the stomach so some steam builds, then push her down the stairs so she rolls down releasing the built up steam along the way.
I steamrolled this bitch from three flights up on friday night.
by Pinga November 17, 2004
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steamroller

When your lying naked with your girl in
bed and you decide to roll all over her fully erect
yelling "I'm a Steamroller" "I'm going to roll all over you"
while laughing hysterically.
Last night my boyfriend and me were lying in bed, and I had a hard on, so I steamrolled him.
by colt January 6, 2004
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SteamRolling

When a woman drag’s her her butt cheeks and vagina across a mans face is a sliding motion.
“Yo my girl Steamrolled the heck out of face last night

“Hey isn’t steamrolling when you drag your ass checks across my face”
by Caydawg April 27, 2020
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Steamroller

When you and your partner shit all over the bed and roll around in it, in log position, like a steamroller
Straight up no shit my girl wanted to do the steamroller last night
by Slatterpuss May 13, 2019
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Steamroller

A joint, rolled using the resinated half of a previous joint.
We steamrollered that skunk and got twice as fucked up.
by Jason Gortician March 31, 2004
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Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
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Iron Steamroller

The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018
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