i have a wide stance 

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

i have a wide stance by Madmoses September 14, 2007

B-Boy Stance 

The revived way to post up. Not made up by Cassidy just brought back by him. Orignated from Curtis Blow the Original B-Boy.

How to do it: When you postin up on a wall or off, cross your arms and keep a laid back look on ya face.

I'm just chillen in da club in my B-Boy Stance (Stance)
My hoody on, wit my gun in my pants
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH

B-Boy Stance by Neezy July 1, 2005

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

Captain Morgan Stance by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

tight pants wide stance 

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

tight pants wide stance by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

Executive Stance 

A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.

The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.

I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.

The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.

Executive Stance by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Naked Mermaid Stance 

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

Naked Mermaid Stance by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

romano warrior stance 

the art of jumping to a stand still while swaying back and forth as if you were on a surf board. a killer dance for you and yours.

Iron Maiden - The Trooper is on, let's bust out the romano warrior stance.

romano warrior stance by durrrrr June 27, 2008