stalloned

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****

by abernethy June 5, 2005

stalloned

stoned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned

by yessum July 21, 2003

Sylvester Stallone

Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

Sly Stallone

A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!

Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!

Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!

by RomanHi5 September 4, 2020

Silvestri Stallone

A famous Hollywood personality who gives goofy-looking performances and talks wif a weird accent, but composes lovely movie-scores.

It would only be logical to assume dat dat Silvestri Stallone was da one who composed da soundtracks for da Rambo films, but it was actually da equally-talented Jerry Goldsmith.

by QuacksO March 26, 2024

Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.

Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.

by Howe_zat July 9, 2010