squishmellow

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens

Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)

by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

squishbod

A person who seems to have no neck a very short neck so that their head seems to be resting on the top of their body between their shoulders. Usually a person on the short stocky side. Can also be used to describe pets.

The man had no neck, he was a total squishbod.

by annie313 December 12, 2014

squishy

In a video game - a character or enemy that has low defense and is likely an easy kill for enemies. Note that the term refers to character's own defenses, not controlling player being bad at surviving on it.

In online gaming the term is usually used when someone who should've picked a character with solid defenses (like a "tank") picked a "squish" character instead.

Great, this jackass picks squishy Teemo top and now we have no tank! GG, report this troll!

by Zefirez January 16, 2020

Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017

Squist

The combined action of squishing and twisting an object.

Instead of slicing up the mangoes as the recipe called for, John squisted them.

by blueflareeyes January 26, 2016

Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021

street squish

a nasty prostitute.

i got down with some street squish last night!

by The Dango February 11, 2012