Squeezie

A nickname for someone you love. A Squeezie is not only your lover but also your best friend. The best kind of Squeezies are Christopher's and Chelsea's.

Hey Squeezie!

I love my Squeezie

by chelisity_xo January 15, 2015

Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh April 5, 2016

squedgie

When somebody has just preformed a shart, your primal alpha-male senses kick in as you give them your strongest wedgie, their poop will be smothered all over their back, making a squelching sound

I still have a rash from when Jonathan gave me a squedgie

by FreakyFred_69 February 1, 2018

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

by Kev from NY October 14, 2005

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010