squedgie

When somebody has just preformed a shart, your primal alpha-male senses kick in as you give them your strongest wedgie, their poop will be smothered all over their back, making a squelching sound

I still have a rash from when Jonathan gave me a squedgie

by FreakyFred_69 February 1, 2018

sqwedgie

when a guy sweats in the scrotum area and his underwear gets stuck between the scrotum and the legs and must be picked to relieve the awful stuffy feeling.

when pat ran a mile, he had a terrible sqwedgie and needed to pick it.

by mooshkla June 9, 2005

squedge

similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast

i gave her a squedge

by mc factor July 1, 2008

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeegie kid

punk kids that stand on street corners trying to wash your car windows with a squeegie for spare change.

I avoid driving past there. Too many squeegie kids.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

squeegie

1)A tool used to clean Windows
2)Used to describe a person, usually a young person, who is immaturely amusing

"You are Such a Squeegie Julia"

by C.May June 26, 2004

squidgie

A common rabbit name

Come here squidgie, I love u

by Crazykrys April 18, 2019