sludge

The poop you have after you drink a bunch of coffee.

I sure enjoy it when I have to take a sludge.

by miss milk December 12, 2010

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

squadge

To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.

Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.

by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

Sludgee

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.

Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."

by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011

Sludgey

To describe a crazy night out, not neccesarily good, but just really messed up and mental.

Lauren: 'Oh maan, last night was sludgey'
Amber: 'I know, when we dropped that orphan kid down a drain, that was choppy'

by Chamawakata September 15, 2010

Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.

sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!

by JuciGmon July 5, 2019

Ye Squagellgaster

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

by Seataiii January 15, 2023