1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world
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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
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Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010
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I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008
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“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.
by Mopery November 28, 2009
Get the Springfield Gas Card mug.A shopping center off of old keene mill road in springfield VA that has many good shops and places to eat... such as chipotle, starbucks, giant, mcdonalds, hard times cafe, popeyes, treasure trove, and trader joes. This is a great area to go shopping and eat. In the less ghetto part of springfield
I saw you at springfield plaza today!
I know i was shopping for some delicious food
Where did you go?
Giant AND Trader Joes
I know i was shopping for some delicious food
Where did you go?
Giant AND Trader Joes
by I love farting February 20, 2010
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Get the Springfield school mug.A tiny city that is simply the worst.
Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.
It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists
2. You will be mugged
3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy
Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.
Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.
It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists
2. You will be mugged
3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy
Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.
Friend 1: “How was your trip to Springfield Missouri this weekend?”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”
by BitchyBee September 29, 2020
Get the Springfield Missouri mug.A city climbing the charts on the most dangerous list. Some parts are ghetto, others pretty nice. Everyone who lives here is pretty loyal to their city and has a lot of pride no matter what. The local government is constantly screwing up, the school system is always getting worse, and the debt grows larger every year.
by Danielle413 May 1, 2006
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