Rites of Spring

The original emo band. Guy Picciotto, who later joined Fugazi, sings on their self-titled album and the EP All Through A Life (You can get their full discography on a CD, it's called End on End, from dischord.com). Only together for about a year and a half. Absolutely bloody brilliant band.

"I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked." - From the song For Want Of - Rites Of Spring

by Oddball May 11, 2006

springboard

As a verb: asking someone a question with the idea that their answer will serve as the necessary conversational opening for you to tell some big story about yourself.

Dwayne: Have you ever been to France?
Shawna: Yes, I went there for two weeks with my family last summer.
Dwayne: I spent three months in France last summer, and man, I really know a lot about French life now. Let me tell you about this cafe I went to in Nice ... Bla bla.
Shawna: Ooh la la, does he know how to springboard!

by schlouk September 30, 2010

jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater April 21, 2006

township of spring fire rescue services

The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.

Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.

by 10258 August 8, 2018

Christian Siriano

A flawless, ferosh, fabulous, and fierce designer on Season 4 of the hit television program, Project Runway.
He's very adorable and insanely talented.
Some of his quotes:

"I'm kind of a novelty, and I'm kind of a big deal."

"I'd rather buy clothes, than buy a bed."

"Elisa, she reminds me of a rain goddess woman. She's like, all spiritual and in the himalayan mountains, she's a little strange."

"Team Star is like, hot, like star, like celebrity."

"Don't these bitches know that I'm.. way better than them?"

"Hell yes, I'm the best."

Ricky: "So what do you think about Steven leaving, or..being eliminated?"

Christian Siriano: "I don't care."

(Chris laughs)

Christian Siriano: "It wasn't like it was ugly because he was using the wedding dress. It was ugly because he made a whole new dress that was ugly."

by &&hearts January 19, 2008

soriano

The best possible surname one could ever have. These people are the most loyal, smart, and compassionate of all. If you have ever met a Soriano, you should consider yourself lucky.

I wish my surname was Soriano. They are all beautiful people!

by PrincessBee February 4, 2017

Spring Hill, FL

Stretch after stretch of gridded lots and houses, a strip mall every now and then, gas stations, funeral homes, and full of people who are sent here with the notion that they will be living in Florida, the state full of sunshine. There is NOTHING to do here, unless you want to catch the early bird special at one of the restaurants that the plethora of senior citizens dine at, watch movies at the two local theaters, get molested (there are hundreds of pedophiles here), browse a selection of the shittiest stores in the country, or get into a car accident because no one seems to be able to drive even somewhat correctly. Pine Island is also relatively close, however, there has been fecal bacteria contamination in the water, along with alligator sightings. Spring Hill is topographically flat, there is no Hill. Also there is no Spring, the water dried up in a drought many years ago. Those are some common misconceptions. The land is barren and desolate when not covered by a stucco/adobe one story tacky home. Once a person moves to Spring Hill, they are financially trapped to stay for an average of ten years. So if you're thinking 'Why hey, it would be awfully nice to live in Florida, with all that sunshine and the beautiful beaches,' come on down to Spring Hill. You'll fit in just well.

We moved to Spring Hill, FL seven years ago. There really isn't anything to do and there aren't any jobs. We tried to move, but we're trapped here because of the economy.

by Johnathan S. December 13, 2010