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Super-spreader

When a man or woman is sexually aroused by using a butter knife to spread their own cum on their sexual partner(s)
I wouldn’t hook up with him, I’ve heard he’s a super-spreader.
by Mrs Spread October 17, 2020
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ghetto spreader

A politician that runs their mouth and nothing but crap spews from it.
by Fbjailbird84 December 6, 2020
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A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
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Super Spreader

A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!
by CatPenis69 January 4, 2021
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing
I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.
by Urban for life June 27, 2018
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