an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.
dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"
dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."
dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."
by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008
When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly
by george March 31, 2003
by Vanessia September 28, 2009
Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.
by Baggus November 06, 2006
Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."
Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"
Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"
Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"
Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"
by Nick Nick June 06, 2006
by Matt Wentzel February 02, 2008
A child of rich parents. When a sugar daddy knocks up a gold digger they'll have a silver spooner child...
How can he afford such a car at that young age, is he self-made?? No dude, look at all the gel in his hair. He's obviously a class A silver spooner!
by Cheezy G March 10, 2017