sexual spatula

a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person

Jenn saw a hot guy at the gay club and desperately wanted to be his sexual spatula.

by Brad C. February 4, 2004

Spicula

A racial variation of Blacula. A Latio/Hispanic vampire. Lives off of fried chicken, yellow rice, and blood, and haunts the Bronx. The trademark "widow's peak" hair style is often obscured by a curly afro but the dirtstache is often more visible on Spicula.

"Yo where's Vic?"
"Spicula got him"
"Oh word,"

by Frabbo September 7, 2005

spatula

A cool sounding word.

Im cool like a spatula

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

spatulaic

that of, or related to spatulas.

Every kitchen should have a spatulaic section to separate and organize all of the spatulas.

by Douglas Kingsbury December 21, 2008

Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.

Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"

by Kane67 June 13, 2013

spatulaspanky

A legendary man who's identity is unknown. Legend has it that he can be seen in the highly offensive!!! chat at 3:00am. He is the only man who has seen shaggy at 100% power and survived!

"OMG, cailey is that Spatulaspanky?!?"

by Loosechromosome January 26, 2019