spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Spinesies

An au made by the newsies fandom where Jeremy Jordan, the lead actor in the amazing musical, steals peoples spines

Person A: damn spinesies keeps popping up on my dash
Person B: well Jeremy Jordan does steal spines

by I dont have a spine January 4, 2021

Spiņģelis

A person with a weird walking pattern that changes every day. Also, this person can ONLY be a Latvian who is drunk after 9:00 PM and sits on discord with his friends in The Universal X discord server.

Ahh... you see this drunk fella at Mego! He must be a real ''spiņģelis''!

by Don Woodrif January 17, 2022

el spielbergo

Steven Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent. He is generally used for low-budget flicks that simply cannot afford the real Steven Spielberg's paycheck. He is best know for "A Burns For All Seasons", a biopic of millionaire industrialist, C. Montgomery Burns.

Since Steven Spielberg was unavailable to direct the porno, the producers hired El Spielbergo instead.

by NJ_Ken January 13, 2008

spinette

a nurse who works in a spinal surgery office, often a mean and enticing wench who likes to make men bend over and weep

Melvin had arrived late for his appointment therefore he had to see the spinette for his treatment.

by kengi October 11, 2005

Spinemeyer

Whilst having anal sex doggystyle the giver is to punch or bludgeon the recipients spine and then proceed to cum and then urinate in their dilated asshole.

After all the beers i slammed last night, i couldn't help but give that scutty a spinemeyer. She woke up soaked and demoralized!

by Spinemaster October 15, 2009

spielberg

A word used to describe the wobbling action of a Frisbee being effected by the wind when thrown.

That Frisbee did a total spielberg when Jack threw it.

by TweakingAUS February 22, 2013