spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider
if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you
by Ejaculation man March 03, 2025
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spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021
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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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