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Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water
JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN
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Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.
Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.
by Ko16311 August 26, 2021
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Sperm Whale

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"
by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
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Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.
Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!
by oojorg June 22, 2021
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Fish for sperm whales

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
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