Friend: Spencer is sooooo dank bro
Spencer: ikr im the dank master
Friend: ayyy yo did you know Spencer is the definition of dank
Spencer: ikr im the dank master
Friend: ayyy yo did you know Spencer is the definition of dank
by iamcool31153115 November 13, 2020
It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.
by DizzyLizzy December 22, 2006
Spencer can be a boy or girl name, more commonly for a boy and they are usually intelligent, compassionate and can be aggressive but always have good intentions.
by KittyKat26 June 05, 2016
A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.
Girl: "Hey Spencer?"
Spencer: "What?"
Girl: "I love you."
Spencer: "I love you too."
Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."
Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."
Spencer: "What?"
Girl: "I love you."
Spencer: "I love you too."
Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."
Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."
by SmokeyTheBearSMOKESpOTaLOT June 13, 2009
a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.
by Jake L. December 16, 2006
by Eric December 30, 2004