fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

shayne

a sex god, who would pleasure any girl but is a smartass

marc was being a shayne yesteray in bedd

by LMFAO450 January 7, 2012

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

Shayney

The hottest girl on either side of the Mississippi River!

Also known as G-Baby which the 'G' of course stands for gorgeous.

She has what is known as a "Hotty McBody" and anyone who is within miles of her knows not to be tryin to get up in her business!

She is the sexiest, smartest, and talented girl alive.

She can also dunk...

Me: Have you seen that girl Shayney?

Friend: She's fine as hell!

Me: I know man. Shayney is the hottest girl on either side of the Mississippi River!

Friend: I heard she can dunk!

Me: That's right! She posted me up on the court and I couldn't get nothin goin!

by DrKong August 20, 2011

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

spaneltoe

Cameltoe that one gets from wearing spandex, typically a volleyball player.

Dude, this fat chick on my school's volleyball team had the nastiest spaneltoe at their game yesterday!

by Big Boy CB February 16, 2008