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Sparkletart

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they might resemble one of the Village People.
It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.
by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008
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Sparklecow

A sparklecow is a wonderful friend to a wonderful person.

named because sparkles are awesome and cows are awesome, but together WOW!

***Does not refer to Adam Lambert in anyway.
Edgar the Stick Buffalo is my sparklecow.
by AnonymouslyAwsome May 2, 2010
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sparklebooty

used to describe someone who has the 'inner walk'. They are often shy and usually sexually repressed. Sparklebooty is commonly used as a term of endearment and is a way of proclaiming 'I can see the sparkle potential in you'.
Hey there sparklebooty, I like your (pocket protector/zombie book/in-depth knowledge of obscure history)
by mini amad August 25, 2010
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Sparklemotion

Clean reference to the drug Ecstasy. An everyday reference that is easily used in tight situations where not everyone may be down to "sparkle".
You should come up to my place for sparklemotion later, invite only...
by electronixon January 7, 2009
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Spackleton

Ah man i've just had another fucking "Spackleton" on the phone, he was so "Spackle" he tried to order a ...........
by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009
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Sparkletinkercat

sparkle: What the Twilight vampires do.
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tinker: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'
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cat: an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i was vapourised
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A vampiric demonlike cat-being who should be respected due to the way that what ever they play with immediatly becomes an Irish travelling machine. Do not get vaporised by its laser eyes when you think that its cute.

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Eddie: You shouldn't pet a Sparkletinkercat Joe!, You might become a well made scrap metal pot or something!
by Sparkletinkercat December 30, 2020
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sparkleboner

Sparkleboner is when a man/woman has a boner and they sparkle about it. Probably feels nice to the dick or vagina hole.
Wow! I just had a sparkleboner! It felt very good.
by 0716546Oa! April 30, 2022
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