A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
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we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!
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A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*
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A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!
That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.
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An English Springer Spaniel is a breed of dog. It's life usually lasts around 12 - 14 years. As stated in the name, it comes from England. Usually, it's very happy, loving, and intelligent. It has black-ish ears, black and white face, most of the body is black, but it has some white on the front. It's tail is black with a white dot at the end. A male English Springer Spaniel is usually 48 - 56 cm (1 ft 7 inches - 1 ft 10 inches) while a female usually is 46 - 51 cm (1 ft 6 inches - 1 ft 8 inches).
Person 1: I just got a dog!
Person 2: What breed?
Person 1: It's an English Springer Spaniel.
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A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
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