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spam

Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.
Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.
by the sane maniac February 1, 2004
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Spam

A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011
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SPAM

An appropriate response to a thread-jacked facebook comment : SPAM
by Tex's Pride May 3, 2009
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Spam

Spam up!
by SpamMeister June 16, 2013
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spam

bigoted antigod forums producing vitriol and other non-content
those atheists spend too much time spamming the interweb
by vizio January 15, 2013
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spam

Stands for:
S: Short
P: Pointless
A: Annoying
M: Messages

Usualy either
1. in a chat room: repeting what someone else has already said or coppying and pasteing the same line over and over

2. in e-mail usualy consisting of adds for penis enlargement, the "best" porn on the web or fake rolexes or simmilar to these
norm: I hate ppl tht SPAM

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: lollollollollollollollollollollollollol

norm: what a dick head!
by notposs December 12, 2008
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spam

99.9% of emails received
I should clear out the 1,440 spam emails from my inbox.
by Free Amerika April 5, 2015
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