spam

Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.

Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.

by the sane maniac February 01, 2004

Spam

A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.

Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!

by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011

SPAM

Stupid People Annoy Me.

An appropriate response to a thread-jacked facebook comment : SPAM

by Tex's Pride May 04, 2009

Spam

A meat

Spam up!

by SpamMeister June 16, 2013

spam

bigoted antigod forums producing vitriol and other non-content

those atheists spend too much time spamming the interweb

by vizio January 16, 2013

spam

Stands for:
S: Short
P: Pointless
A: Annoying
M: Messages

Usualy either
1. in a chat room: repeting what someone else has already said or coppying and pasteing the same line over and over

2. in e-mail usualy consisting of adds for penis enlargement, the "best" porn on the web or fake rolexes or simmilar to these

norm: I hate ppl tht SPAM

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: yeh me 2

SPAMer: lollollollollollollollollollollollollol

norm: what a dick head!

by notposs January 21, 2007

spam

99.9% of emails received

I should clear out the 1,440 spam emails from my inbox.

by Free Amerika April 06, 2015