Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

Southeast Charlie Toe Sucker 

Popular among foot fetishists in Atlanta, it's when you get a friend who's name is Charlie (Charles, Chuck, Charlotte, etc.) sucks on your toes and then performs a Cleveland Steamer.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Atlanta next week.
Person 2: uh, be careful. Watch out for people giving Southeast Charlie Toe Suckers.

Southeast Charlie Toe Sucker by Chad Tuah November 15, 2024

Southeastern Oregon

The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.

Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.

Southeastern Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Southeast Cambodian Crème Brûlée

The act of a man or group of men simultaneously ejaculating upon the face of another person, blowdrying it, then cracking it with a spoon and eating it.

Yo me and Jerry just hit Becky with that Southeast Cambodian Crème Brûlée, you gotta try dat shit next time!

Southeast Cambodian Crème Brûlée by Sir Cocktavious The Third January 20, 2026

Island Southeast Asia

(Panay) Island Southeast Asia is defined as: PANAY ISLAND SOUTHEAST ASIA IS THE MOST LIKELY SOURCE OF THE CRAB CLAW SAIL. HINILAWOD is thousands of years old and the Maragtas is 800 years old. The Lateen sails of Arabia could not have existed without PANAY ISLAND SOUTHEAST ASIA because of the Panay-Borneo corridor that has reached Africa by 200 CE as the Mediterranean Lateen sails came into existence. THIS ALSO INCLUDES THE CHINESE JONGS OR JUNK SHIPS WHICH WERE FLUVIAL BEFORE THE KUNLUNPOS of Borneo. The Paraw of Panay Island is a strong contender for the origin of the crab claw sail, the provided documents do not list alternative contenders for the sail's origin. The documents focus on the crab claw sail's invention and development by the Austronesian peoples, its characteristics, construction, and modern uses . The crab claw sail has origins with the Austronesian people, with evidence suggesting its development by at least 2000 BCE. The paraw of Panay Island is a strong contender for the origin of this sail design .

Crab Claw Sail and the Paraw

- Invention and Design: The crab claw sail is a triangular sail with spars along the upper and lower edges, invented by the Austronesian peoples. The paraws of Iloilo, Panay, used this sail, which was essential to their design .

(Panay) Island Southeast Asia with its proven links to Borneo was the source of the famed Austronesian Crab Claw Sails.

Island Southeast Asia by Cyclonetrading November 7, 2025