Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

SootHouse

SootHouse (or SH) is a group of entertaining members that create content currently on YouTube.

While different types of topics are discussed with humour, most videos are made purely to entertain an audience.

Person 1; "Have you seen the new SH video?"
Person 2; "r/niceguys? Hard to miss with notifications"
Person 1; "SootHouse's content is better with new equipment"

by Rad Dad Mickey October 12, 2018

real smooth

Nice fuckup, dude!

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!

by Derpsterix November 30, 2016

Ground Sloth

Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.

I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.

by P.Rex December 2, 2016

Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.

Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*

by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019

smooth guy

The guy who can talk any girl into bed and can talk their way out of or into any situation. While remaining in control.

"Whoa he didn't even get fined!"
"Oh yeah he's a seriously smooth guy"

"I lost my girlfriend to a really smooth guy"

"Dude that guy has speech 100"

by DaughterNature May 21, 2018

Smooth back

A flat booty bitch

like that song go , "How the fuck you thick with no ass , you gotta Smooth back"

by @keepinupwit.ky November 30, 2020