by BigBossMan November 20, 2012
by samdelamor December 16, 2010
Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
by SuperSancho007 December 09, 2013
by The Salty Sombrero November 28, 2010
A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.
(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."
by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012
(n): a drink consisting of one ounce of kahlua coffee liqueur and two ounces of heavy cream or half-and-half (served over ice)
Michael Scott: Kahlua sombrero please.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
by secondhandbandaid October 16, 2017
having a girl sit on head or face...hence "Pussy Sombrero"
Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!
Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!
by Jake Long Duke55 May 15, 2008