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Softmore

A person who is a sophmore but is to retarded to know the spelling of it.
Person one: Yeah, I was looking on this guy's MySpace and he said he was a softmore in high school.
Person two: What a retard.
by aseaishout August 27, 2009
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softwarealy

The Process of changing software in some way.
The program can be removed softwarealy via the add/remove programs list in the Control Panel.

I updated my computer last night, I had to do it softwarealy through my system provider so it took longer.
by DiamondBack25 February 5, 2009
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software

programs for your computer
i got some new software to have fun with
by Snoopy To The D-O-double-G February 8, 2004
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software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.
by mactel March 12, 2017
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Drunk in charge of social software

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.
Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'
by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008
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Software Dandy

A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.
A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"

b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006
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sketchy chinese software

Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
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