softy

a limp or flacid penis, unable to get erect

HAhaha , he boned her with a softy

by rowinrala March 18, 2003

softlips

addicting heroine chapstick, only used by coral, jordyn, and captin planet

wanna somea softlips?

by jordyncoral July 1, 2008

somtlywmcm

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me from the Peaches song Fuck The Pain Away

"Yeah so Jack Hoffman took off my bra and then he was so SOMTLYWMCM"

by Kitty McWhoreMore October 21, 2007

softyhardy

When a man doesnt quite have a full erection, but is in the middle between soft and hard.

"I didnt want to stand up in class cause i had a softyhardy."

by anthony calloway February 14, 2008

softypunch

:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites April 23, 2011

softypunch

the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites May 8, 2011

Softy

The stage between a full on erection and a soft unaroused penis, this is called a softy

Bruce: "Yo i saw two guys makin out yesterday".

Joe: " Oh thats pretty nasty"

Bruce: "Yeah but for some reason it gave me a softy"

by Joe Merks January 27, 2008