sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 05, 2006

period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

by omgomgomgperiod October 29, 2010

sheet sneeze

basically a wet dream that went all out

You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...

by sheetsneezer October 23, 2018

Sneeze-gasm

The event of having to sneeze, but it won't happen. Then all of a sudden, a powerful sneeze is released followed by a feeling of relief.

An orgasm of the nose.

John: -ACHUUUU!!-
Frank: Dude, I saw that building up. Total sneeze-gasm.

by sierramyst93 November 24, 2010

poo-sneeze

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

by hey77 March 27, 2010

ass sneeze

1. Explosive diarrhea that covers the interior of the toilet bowl in human waste.

After an all night drinking binge I had ass sneeze.

by Capt_Z May 01, 2003

Sneeze limbo

having the sensation to sneeze without the end result,
usually combined with the closing of the eyes, tilting of the head,
and an ugly face being made.

Guy #1- Why is your friend making that stupid face?
Guy #2- He's in sneeze limbo. Don't you hate that shit.
Guy #1-Oh...I thought he was retarded. Yeah being in sneeze limbo sucks.

by Mr.Negative May 15, 2010