smoothies

inviting a woman (or whore) to your place for sex.

Mark: Would you like to come over for smoothies?
Alicia: O hell yea i love smoothies!

by ndm September 12, 2005

Smoothie

A common household appliance used to "smooth" clothes out with located in East St. Louis; an iron

Me- "Hey man, why's yo face bleeding?"
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."

by JHand2011 October 26, 2010

Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.

I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.

by vulcangreen December 21, 2008

smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy

by DICKSTRATEN July 5, 2008

Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.

My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!

by cleiger April 21, 2015

Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth

“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies”

by anamendes July 4, 2018

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022