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Derrick Smith

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.

Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.
Derrick Smith -"All of the potato shops or shop of a potato nature"
by $portez April 20, 2013
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Simptoms

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.
Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020
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Rodger Smith"ing"

Rodger Smith"ing" is when you perform an elbow drop from a height above 15 feet on to a person's head causeing it to explode. (Original Term)

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Rodger Smith"ing" can also be considered droping from a height of 15 and up and performing any kind of attack on to a person's head causeing that person to bleed. (Alternate Term)
The Character Rodger Smith from the telvision show American Dad can be seen Rodger Smith"ing" in Season 5 Episode 14 entitled "Cops and Roger"
by Mr.Cash Flow Himself August 23, 2011
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Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.
Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!
by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010
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Smith Puget

Brother of Jade Puget. Tour manager for A Fire Inside. Manager for The Bravery. Guitar Tech for The Transplants.
Smith Puget is A Fire Inside's tour manager. He did tech work for The Transplants over Warped Tour '05. His older brother is Jade Puget, guitarist for AFI A Fire Inside.
by Linsey998 January 26, 2006
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Kevin Smith

Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.
Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.
by Andre Blanco March 20, 2019
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sliptext

Texting to the wrong person. Or, mistakenly sending a text to someone.
I sliptexted my boss and called him naive when I intended the text to go to my wife.
by Big Lavender June 20, 2018
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