smearing

Blatantly ignoring somebody on social networks by using emojis or stickers as a reply.

I've never had a full conversation with Brittany, she's always smearing! *smh*

by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014

Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.

"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"

by Bellser July 30, 2006

Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

by Incendia Lupus November 3, 2008

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

sneating

When a person goes on a date with someone they aren't interested in just so they can get a free meal. Usually done by women, cause let's face it, women almost never pick up the bill. Comes from the words sneaky and eating.

I was wondering why all these dinner dates from Tinder women weren't leading to a relationship. It turns out that women use Tinder for sneating now.

by wakkadoodooo January 17, 2021

Sweating like a lizard

Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.

I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard

by Pebbledashedpissflaps August 9, 2021