Gob smacked

Adj.
Irish Slang
Speechless, stunned, surprised, in disbelief,

I was completely gob smacked when I found out she was up the pole. I couldn't believe it.

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

spacedock

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.

1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?

by nbiz September 20, 2005

poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.

"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"

by LB2011 December 16, 2008

Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.

"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.

I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown

by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016

smacked medallion

Straight up UGLY !

E ! Eht Nigga is ugl he's a "Smacked Medallion" !

by MikkiDee October 4, 2010

She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

by billy bong thornton June 15, 2004