This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?
retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022

Yo, Brian. I got the best head from a girl with throat cancer .... She gave me that Sloppy Stoma Toppy.
by @YungChillionaire September 20, 2017

When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible
Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe
by Pb bruh nuts July 1, 2020

by dead steve December 3, 2021

DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

August 24, National Sloppy Toppy day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you Sloppy Toppy
by Onymseudo August 24, 2025

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)
by 6ato April 24, 2024
