After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.
by Slime Selleck April 25, 2020
by marmalade drexel August 20, 2009
by King Shemale May 01, 2016
A bitch that is fucked, beaten and shitted on my a dead whale. Is then payed with a bucket of horse urine mixed with gorilla sperm.
You slimy whore!
by Aeroed May 20, 2016
A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.
Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."
by EAT DA POO POO November 28, 2010
When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
by Halfway43 April 07, 2015
by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017