slacker

someone who is very lazy, doesn't do their work until the last minute, and frankly, enjoys it

Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight

by King K December 28, 2005

slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

by Supervisor August 16, 2007

slackerino

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.

"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."

by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009

Slackerpiece

The most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman, but only in a brief moment of inspiration. Consistency is the foe of one who creates a Slackerpiece.

Wow! Johnny's Slackerpiece shows some real talent, too bad his talent shines through only once in a while.

by MunkeeVision April 29, 2008

Yousuf is Slacking in Year 11

Internet meme about a 15 year old called "Yousuf Sidiqi", dubbed "king of the whole ocean" and "life is roblox" from Avondale College. The term gained significant attraction in the late August of 2023, as it is evident that Yousuf has been slacking in Year 11 in Avondale College. The meme has been spread widely across social media platforms - X (formerly Twitter), Instagram Reels, Tiktok.

DJ Khaled: Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!
Yousuf Sidiqi: I am failing ALL MY EXAMS in year 11!
DJ Khaled: Call me cinnamon toast crunch!
DJ Khaled: Yousuf is SLACKING in Year 11!

by Yousuf Sidiqi Is A Nigger August 24, 2023

intellectual slacker

A person that is intelligent, but at the same times doesn't show off his "smarts". Slacks & doesn't uncover his/her intellective traits. Staying smart at all times just not as noticeable as the usual.

That bro is dope... and has great intellectual potential... But he slacks and likes to live the chill life... The intellectual slacker style.

WeSC (Clothing Brand.) describes itself as a street fashion brand for intellectual slackers.

WeSC is an acronym for ‘We are the Superlative Conspiracy’. WeSC was founded in 2000 by a collective of skateboarders and snowboarders, they are led by a group of people with the same ideals and goals.

by WeSC We are the Superlative March 13, 2011

slacker

someone who does the least that is required. in school they take classes that require the least amount of effort such as band or if possible a study hall and in those classes they play cards if possible. slackers also procrastinate often. they are also often characterized by laziness.

i am a slacker, you should be too

by someone March 16, 2005