Skidmark Cobra

A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

by He-is-man December 17, 2008

skidmarks

Brown racing stripes in tighty whitey underwear

Will Tide get out skidmarks?

by Mike Easter March 15, 2003

skidmark

a brown streak in your boxers from a dirty ass.

I just farted really bad, I hope theres no skidmark !!!

by ARTIE May 8, 2003

Skidmark

A person who acts like a piece of shit. Can be called "Skid" for short.

Did you know that Bob deals? Who cares that kid is such a skidmark.

by Kerry, Worcester, MA May 21, 2011

Skidmarks

The poopie stains in your underpants after not being able to reach the toilet in time

"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"

by Half As Funny December 9, 2022

Skidlark

Someone who exudes the personality of the lowest scum of society

Heather is smoking cigs again on the curb? what a skidlark

by Erinali May 19, 2020

Bizmark Skidmark

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!

Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!

by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010