Simpin’ Pimpin’

A simp who has a lot of hoes (simpin’ over every one)

“Yo Mark, are you still spending your time and money on all those women”

“Yeah I’m just simpin’ pimpin’”

by RodneyRode December 21, 2023

simpine

A female simp.

Girl you gotta stop being such a simpine, he won't love you more if you let him fuck other chicks

by mligma March 31, 2020

simpin around

When you throw yourself at someone, then suddenly stop all the signals to them, Usually because you have fucking trust issues.

+"How about all those good times we're having?"
-"They are nice, But I really like you as a friend though."
+"WTF? Stop simpin around ! You give those signals to all your friends out there?!"

by bab0urian May 23, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone who you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: " ugh hes so hot"

Me: "why you ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you."

by Apimp.4.simps July 02, 2020

Simpin Bug

A simpin bug is a person who not only is a simp but also may cause harm (physical, mental, or emotional) to others in his path of doing so. Particularly whenever his friends call him out for it.

Friend 1:" Hey dude she doesn't like you just give it up"
Simpin Bug: "SHUT UP SHE DOES LIKE ME I KNOW IT" *pushes Friend 1 to the ground*

by Exposition67 March 30, 2020

Anti simpinator

Something made by bookeymations in BFS 5
and also it has affects

Bookeymations: behold! The anti simpinator! you could be uncomfortable around some people some of them might be SIMPS just use the anti simpinator and press the BUTTON. WARNING: this can have affects such as nausea, death, and duplication!

by SnowballYT August 09, 2021

Subconscious Simpin

When you start Simpin on another man’s girl without realizing it because you are jealous of loosing your girl to somebody else.

Nico has a bad case of subconscious Simpin when I took his girl.

by Rhombus and Co. August 20, 2020