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Richard Simmons Gay

Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.

This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.
Oh my god, that is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons Gay.
by dex007 June 4, 2004
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Greed Simmons

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS
I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.
by Kazzy Mayhem July 15, 2007
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When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.
May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?
by IIIICON February 11, 2009
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stanky simmons

1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
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Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".

grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.

damn my trailer just fell down.... whata stanky simmons
by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008
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Gene Simmons

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....
Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!
by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009
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Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.
Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him
by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022
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Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
by Not Simeon March 3, 2023
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