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Coming Sideways

by Angelicbeauty10 January 10, 2010
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Sidewalk Sissy

A person who talks shit through the phone, email, or radio but aint shit in person.
Sidewalk Sissy on the phone: "I'll whoop your ass!"

Ass Whooper: "Good becaus I'm standing at your door"

Sidewalk Sissy (cowering in the house) "oh I aint mean it man, you want a beer?"
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Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015
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Sidewalk Commando

Any lame-ass punk who runs around 'playin' tha Biker, wearing the drug store crap (t-shirts, wallets, etc) Especially from OCC & WCC without knowing what THE DUES are! much less having PAID them!!!
Any sidewalk commando can buy tha crap at Wally World, but I've NEVER seen one with tha BALLS ta pay his DUES!!!!
by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006
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Silent Sideways

Silent Sideways is the position you utilize when you need to have quiet, inconspicuous sex and the couple lies on their sides with the man behind the woman to have sex.
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That time I was in the back of the tour van and we covered ourselves up with a blanket and had sex Silent Sideways style so that no one in the van knew what we were doing.

That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.
by thekaramia June 1, 2019
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Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.
guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
by ngapiko January 17, 2011
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
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