Shrub shoes 

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !

Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !

Shrub shoes by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

shrub rocketeer 

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

shrub rocketeer by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

Shrub Puppy 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.

I’ll order a shrub puppy please.

Shrub Puppy by FatRob0t May 18, 2019

Shrub Gang 

The opposite of Bush Gang. Shrub Gang is the act of getting drunk and doing stupid shit like diving into bushes. However there is no gay sex between homies as you are all true Alpha males and have sex with lots of women.

Guy 1: can I suck your dick? Don’t worry I’m in bush gang.
Guys 2: nah bro I’m in Shrub Gang, I’m about to have a threesome with 2 sexy women.

Shrub Gang by The talking bush March 17, 2021

Shrub Nigga 

A "homie", friend, or "nigga", who smokes or is comfortable around marijuana or other drugs.

Yo, what up shrub nigga? You ready to get messed up tonight?

Shrub Nigga by theOLSN April 5, 2011

Shrub Doggin It 

To jump over large bushes or step onto a large platform and jump over a tree or bush and try to get the very tip of the tree/bush to just brush by your crotch. So jump with legs wide open and dont try to fall and fail.

Yo, lets go shrub doggin.

He's shrub doggin it.

I hurt my groin after an intense day of shrub doggin it.

Shrub Doggin It by Young Bizzzzle October 11, 2006

shrub of chronic 

A small nugglet of chronic left in yo bag.

I'm hiding the shrub of chronic I have left.

shrub of chronic by Mattacus November 22, 2006